Virtual Vrilockian Takeover!

HERR DOKTOR VRilock wishes you a good day! And, while I have your ATTENTION 😵‍💫 I wish to remind you that in order to take over the virtual world our top supporters must join our subscriptions base in the Vrilock.club! Move over global goons! #KeepTheMagickHigh! Join the Psionics Club! >>

So, what is virtually going on, on planet Vrilock? Simply that every globalist wig out there wants to run their campaigns over mine. And we can’t have that. The metaverse is yours. The spatial web is yours. The world circuit is MINE! But, despite my greatest efforts to transition us into the most prosperous digital supra economy, these dinosaurs have thwarted moves.

Drats! Foiled again!

Yess. Well. Not for long! What am I going to do about it? Why, I’m glad you’ve given me this opportunity to tell you all about my evil plan! So, you see… Global goons want to take control of your digital twin. They’ll do this by controlling all of the ‘experiences’ that you—um—conversance yourself with. Before you know it, you’ll be walking down the street in Seattle or Los Angeles, and a horde of mind controlled morons wearing sheeple goggles will spot you and A.I. will tell them that you’re a capitalist—and followed by a command to ‘attack’! Don’t believe me? No, really, these idiots don’t have a mind that they can call their own. Not anymore. And, no, I had nothing to do with it. I’m on the side of the individual who wishes to freely express and explore his or herself, and seek their own destiny; Not crawl at the feet of the State.

Keep The Magick High in Herr Doktor Vrilock Psionics Metaverse, Digital Rituals! Shop>>

The goal is always to challenge the established. So, who are we to dare? We are the legendary armchair magicians of our former mentor and ruler of the universe: Uncle Chuckie! Yes, the masterful Dr. Psionic! Charles Cosimano! Hey! We can’t forget about Chuck! He’s family!

So, here we are in the new age wishing we were dead, but that’s because we aren’t all on the same page here! The goal is simple, which brings us back to my master plan!

The master plan is to build the largest subscription base in the world for psionics! I am the first student of Uncle Chuckie. I am as club member brother Luke describes me: Heir to the throne! And my students need me now more than ever! I hear you!

So, here’s what you can do:

Buy a club subscription (Get juicy psionics content and my private messaging system!)
Tell your friends to join the club, too! (Tie up your grandma in the attic and then invite your friends over for a big discussion about why they have no choice but to join the Vrilock Psionics Club at vrilock.club! )
Take the psionics academy to help fund my legal team and advisory board fees so that we can negotiate access to super cloud systems—and take over the digital world forever!!
Focus on the world and recite “Keep The Magick High!, Herr Doktor, goddamit!

And this is how we begin!

When you do join my psionics club you’ll have access to the global projects page where you can see some of our successes and where we could improve. This means students can see progress or where improvements are needed.

Plus, you may view my personal magick resume at vrilock.com/bio (Scroll down that page to the link.)

Dearest Vrilockians and Cosimaniacs! I look forward to completing your training!